Pulpi in Purgatorio is a fine Italian dish:
That’s octopus in red-hot sauce, spicy as you wish.
My Mario’s mama, superstitious, cooks it once a week,
"For garlic cleans the blood," she says; "it keeps you strong and sleek,
And sopratutto it drives any vampiro back to the grave.
They can’t bear the reek of it more than a sharp stave.”
“Mama I love you but that's absurd,” Mario laughing said,
“Nobody believes in Dracula anymore, or the living dead.”
His bean-sized mother drew herself up (she's the stubborn one):