The mad scientist labored trying to develop a beauty potion for his ugly sister. After several thousand tries he thought he finally got it right. Not wanting to try it without a test, he pondered on what to try it on. No answers came; in desperation he poured it on a rutabaga in his neighbours garden. Like magic, the rutabaga began to flourish. It grew to be five feet tall. It's yellow skin was smooth as silk. It's bright green tops were pulled back into a neat bun. It's purple top had a come hither look; it exuded erotic Pheromones. The potion worked; this was one ravishing rutabaga. Filled with exhilaration, the professor partied all night. In the morning his evil assistant, Ugly Igor didn't bring him his breakfast. He hunted for Ugly Igor everywhere, but he couldn't be found. The professor looked out the window; there was Igor trying to mate with the ravishing rutabaga.