The mad scientist labored trying to develop
a beauty potion for his ugly sister. After several
thousand tries he thought he finally got it right.
Not wanting to try it without a test, he pondered on
what to try it on. No answers came; in desperation
he poured it on a rutabaga in his neighbours garden.
Like magic, the rutabaga began to flourish. It grew
to be five feet tall. It's yellow skin was smooth as silk.
It's bright green tops were pulled back into a neat bun.
It's purple top had a come hither look; it exuded erotic
Pheromones. The potion worked; this was one ravishing
rutabaga.
Filled with exhilaration, the professor partied all night.
In the morning his evil assistant, Ugly Igor didn't
bring him his breakfast. He hunted for Ugly Igor
everywhere, but he couldn't be found. The professor
looked out the window; there was Igor trying to mate
with the ravishing rutabaga.
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